scrapscallion:

SHE'S GOT THE CRAZY EYES

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First came the zeitgest. On the same day, 2,250 miles apart, with no foreknowledge of the other’s plans, Chris H. and I both got mohawks.

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A few nights later, Kory came over, and we buzzed the sides of her head in my kitchen. The next day, Chris S. joined the ranks.

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You can, too. Here’s why you should:

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  • Because it’s a damn good reminder that being a grown-up does not mean that you have to give up stuff that’s silly and fun.
  • Because it’s waaaay easier to care for and style than your current haircut.
  • Because you never have.
  • Because you have and liked it.
  • Because you’re bored.
  • Because you want to stick it to the Man.
  • For Halloween.
  • Just for the fuck of it.
  • All the cool kids are doing it.
  • While I was not aware of this initially, there is actually already a pretty cool good-cause-affiliated Hawktober, which is to a campaign to raise funds for and awareness of brain tumors and folks affected by them. Mohawks rock, and brain tumors suck, so you really can’t go wrong there.

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Need ‘hawkspiration? I recommend Mohawks Rock, which, while populated primarily with fifteen-year-olde suburban punklets (d’awww!) is still home to a reasonably large repository of soundly excellent hair.

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If you’re not quite ready to take the full plunge, there are some insanely badass-looking ways to fake mohawks with braids. Check out this lady, who, TRUE FACT, has the exact same hair as my WoW troll (Yes, that’s a compliment. Trolls have the best hair in Azeroth. They are punk as hell).

Horde Forever, Bitches

And here is another super cool variation on that theme.

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Go forth and ‘hawk!

I hope y’all are participating in Hawktober ‘cause I am! (note to self, rehawk your hawk, it’s getting shabby.)

7 months ago
  1. zhinxy reblogged this from chrishaley
  2. letusallmakejestandfeast reblogged this from chrishaley and added:
    This is mighty compelling.
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  7. in-tays-head reblogged this from korybing and added:
    I really need to rehawk my hawk, too. D:
  8. verociouslion reblogged this from korybing and added:
    would totally do this now if it wasn’t for my job. Damn...strict Disney Look Disneyland!
  9. korybing reblogged this from scrapscallion and added:
    participating in Hawktober ‘cause...self, rehawk your hawk, it’s getting shabby.)
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